{"id":402,"date":"2010-05-26T14:33:44","date_gmt":"2010-05-26T11:33:44","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.dmelody.com\/?p=402"},"modified":"2010-05-26T14:33:44","modified_gmt":"2010-05-26T11:33:44","slug":"microsoft-toilets","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.dmelody.com\/?p=402","title":{"rendered":"Microsoft toilets"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The urge&#8230; I&#8217;m feeling a need to go to the toilet now, release me &#8211; the gentle voice of the bottom abdominal calls. Easily standing up from the chair I&#8217;m going to the rest room. There are 3 doors; one is open, but this is for the disabled ones, I won&#8217;t use it it&#8217;s immoral, the second door is closed with the little red light on, probably busy. The third door is closed, but the light is green. Which door should I choose? The question is about the third door, which is closed, but with the green light on. I think there is a little surprise there, maybe it&#8217;s not clean enough? Why the door is closed? I choose the first door for the disabled ones, and release my urge. Is it an immoral thing to do? Releasing the urge in the disabled person toilet? I think so, I&#8217;m a very immoral person.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The urge&#8230; I&#8217;m feeling a need to go to the toilet now, release me &#8211; the gentle voice of the bottom abdominal calls. Easily standing up from the chair I&#8217;m going to the rest room. There are 3 doors; one is open, but this is for the disabled ones, I won&#8217;t use it it&#8217;s immoral, [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[221,211],"tags":[227],"class_list":["post-402","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-english","category-work-related","tag-funny"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dmelody.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/402","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dmelody.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dmelody.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dmelody.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dmelody.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=402"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.dmelody.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/402\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":403,"href":"https:\/\/www.dmelody.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/402\/revisions\/403"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dmelody.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=402"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dmelody.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=402"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dmelody.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=402"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}